"How can any woman get into bed with this guy?
I guess for all of you were wondering how Jabba the Hut had offspring, it probably went something like Charlie's wedding night...."
"Why not just hire Woody Paige AND Mariotti to just piss off everyone?
Man, you know you're doing well when your POSSIBLE hiring elicits resignation threats."
"I was at a party two weeks ago and the Cowboys were partying next door (Sky Bar in Hollywood)...
He was supposed to come to our party but Jerry Jones vetoed the idea and wouldn't let PacMan leave...
Man, I had big plans for that nite."
"Man, who woulda thought that in retrospect JAY FIEDLER would look competent?
Or maybe his team was significantly better.
My rule of thumb: Not rooting for any player who has bigger ears than I do (and JF killed that shit)"
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