Steve_U commented on Baby Mangino May Be An Unstoppable Force

"A confused Peter King, believing that Sportshuman of the Year is somehow a desirable award, is currently acquiring thousands of Kotaku accounts in order to turn this thing around."

Steve_U commented on Gun Safety Tips From Plaxico Burress

"@Kid Canada: +1 heart shaped box."

Steve_U commented on To Watch Tonight

"@Roto_Tudor: I thought that had more to do with a knife, a self-portrait, and a fit of rage?"

Steve_U commented on To Watch Tonight

"What is a Wild, anyway? Not sure, but since it's on Versus, I imagine it involves Ted Nugent and a massive compound bow."

Steve_U commented on Movement afoot by Chicagoans

"Meanwhile, the Chicago Blackhawks have gotten a movement underfoot to dispel rumors that the team moved to North Carolina in the mid-90s."

Steve_U commented on It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity

"@MarkKelsosMigraine: With a setup like this, I would've expected the puns to be coming in spades."

Steve_U commented on It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity

"@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Hey, at least the lucky ones get to graduate from Southern California funeral director to Miami-based serial killer."

Steve_U commented on The Penn State Nittany Lion

"@Threat Level: Midnight: For his sake, he'd better hope not."

Steve_U commented on The Penn State Nittany Lion

"In honor of the recent Penn State-Michigan State clash, the Nittany Lion intends to plead No Contest."

Steve_U commented on "Wonderful Boyfriend" Makes Up Other Half Of Iowa Bathroom Sex Team

"If this had happened in the Texas Air National Guard, Walsh would've been given a commendation and 2 years off his service contract."