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"@Patchy Drizzle: We got nothin'."

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"I'm interested in this "suckdome" you speak of..."

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"@Return of DaOtter: Chunky!"

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling... commented on A Few Moments With Gary Smith

"Smith is the best there is and, perhaps, the best there ever was."

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling... commented on Buzz Bissigner Will Defend Barry Bonds To The Very End

"@Mr."

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling... commented on Read Former Utah Jazz Center Mark Eaton's Screenplay: Riding the Bench

"@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey."

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"So..."

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling... commented on Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley

"What was that show with the Bloodhound Gang at the end, 3-2-1 Action? No, Contact."

The Stephen A. Smith Heckling... commented on Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley

"When linking two independent clauses with coordinating conjunctions, should I place a semicolon before the conjunction? No, comma."

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"Circle me, Bert."