AusKosh commented on Approaching Inferno Or No Approaching Inferno, We're Getting In Our 18 Holes

"Bad day for the scuba diver who typically trains in the hazards at Birch Hills."

AusKosh commented on Can A Man Outrun Falling Dominoes?

"@Weed Against Speed: I clicked 'more' looking for the Real People references to continue the comedy pyramid."

AusKosh commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dance Like No One's Watching (Because They Wish They Weren't)

"Fat, drunk and stupid IS the way to go through life, son."

AusKosh commented on The A-11 Offense Will Revolutionize Football, Make You Dizzy

"@Mean_Old_Frisco: Yes, but Gillette Country Day School has that lubricating strip which really prevents would be tacklers."

AusKosh commented on The A-11 Offense Will Revolutionize Football, Make You Dizzy

"And Jeff George has been making all sorts of noise about playing again."

AusKosh commented on More Failed Shoplifting Tales From Not-So-Smart Athletes

"The New Obama world order of condom usage is exactly what McPalin predicted."

AusKosh commented on Texas Lineman Gets Kicked Off Team for Racist Facebook Message to Barack Obama

"When you're named 'Buck Burnette' you're kinda predestined for this sort of thing."

AusKosh commented on Texas Tech Bikinigate Shocks, Arouses A Nation (With Update)

"There was a moment during the game when a Tech cheerleader was held high in the air."

AusKosh commented on Seven-Year-Old Football Fan Meets Erin Andrews, Inspires A Nation (With Video)

"@AusKosh: parents."

AusKosh commented on Seven-Year-Old Football Fan Meets Erin Andrews, Inspires A Nation (With Video)

"Lady, how 'bout I give you a call in 10 years."