NYSportscene commented on Frank Deford Still Loves The Game

"Ol' Frank has got a nice pair of balls."

NYSportscene commented on Terrell Owens Can't Seem To Avoid Getting Photographed Near Jiggling Buttocks

"Pull out your Shaprie now, TO!"

NYSportscene commented on The (Bleep) Pot Is Boiling Over In Kansas City. (Bleep)

"Jose Guillen has been a clubhouse cancer since the day he figured out how to sign checks."

NYSportscene commented on Mellon Arena: The Final Frontier

"Reaching back a little further, if Dr."

NYSportscene commented on Prepare For Rick Reilly's Debut On ESPN

"I know that this guy has been around for a while and all that, but I always thought that his SI stuff really sucked and was hard to read."

NYSportscene commented on We Must All Protect Alfonso Soriano's Feelings

"This is no surprise."

NYSportscene commented on Worst. Spider-Man Sequel. Ever.

"Wow."

NYSportscene commented on Darren Daulton Promises He Won't Talk To Your Child About Martians

"When I looked at this picture quickly, it resembled a messy, juiced up Frasier Crane."

NYSportscene commented on Willie Randolph Still Employed, But Watch This Space For Further Developments

"Memo to the Wilpons: Please feel free to pull the trigger and convince your general manager that it would be in HIS best interest to make a managerial change. It has been blatantly apparent that this collection of professional and well-paid baseball players are not performing their best for their current field boss, Mr."

NYSportscene commented on You Can Own Babe Ruth's Hair

"I betcha if they were offering a curly hair on a Danica Patrick card, there would be a few takers!"