MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Joba Chamberlain's Aching Shoulder May Have Officially Killed The Yankees' Post-Season Hopes

"he actually tweaked his shoulder curving the brim of that hat, it was a new experience for him. /virgin joke"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Chinese Nicknames For NBA Players Are Confusing, Fun

"Santonio Holmes: Long Wang Oh, thats already taken you say?"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Scott Ferrall Needs Some Publicity

"He does realize that people can't see him, right? /he should be glad they can't"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Here's What Kwame Brown Can Do For The Pistons

"Detroit already has enough Kwame problems Attacking someone with a birthday cake > Killing strippers"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Chinese Bar Owners Sign Pledge Not to Serve Blacks, Mongolians?

"D' Brickashaw Khan is gonna have a hard time /from the Kwame Kilpatrick bureau of mismatched names."

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Colt Brennan Is Ready To Be Objectified

"Senator Heath Shuler > Quarterback Heath Shuler"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Rafael Nadal's Girlfriend Is Rather Pleasant Looking

"she's got xiscappeal"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on This Man May Have Some Aggression Issues

"HOORAY COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED STABBINGS!"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on At Last, An Olympic Mascot We Can All Relate To

"why not some braces?"

MyQuickSmellsLikeFrenchToast commented on Shaquille O'Neal Won't Mince Words About Kobe Bryant

"@Bad Barbecue: Blacks and Chickens are very fond of each other /Chappelle'd"