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"When does Obama do the Jack Parkman shimmy?"

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Karlifornia commented on Matt Ryan Has Won Some of the Black Vote in Atlanta

"They've done a lateral move from Vicks NyQuil to Matty Ice"

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"Go SJSU Aztecs!"

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"How come nobody congratulated me when I won the Telly Savalas hair?"

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"Rod Marinelli's wife (?) looks like she just got done having sex with Axl Rose circa 1989"