Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

"@WanderingBear: Sorry for trying to make a small, sarcastic joke."

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

"@The Fan's Attic: they have also had a host of injuries and are still performing."

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

""I did get to see Rafael do the seemingly inevitable and turn the six fucking minutes of stoppage time-an amount that can only be described as Tratfordian-into a marathon of anxiety." Maybe if you're keeper didn't lay down for 5 minutes after getting kicked in the head instead of getting off the pitch you wouldn't have anything to complain about."

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Hey, My Celebration Looked A Lot Like That

"@WanderingBear: If I had to choose between Man U's Premiership title or Champions League title from last year...i would laugh, because I actually would be able to choose."

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Jared Allen speaks for the

"Are you still a millionaire?"

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive

"@sublicon: Yeah that's it...and you're right it is Cosmos-centric...but that was the most interesting part of the NASL anyways"

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Soccer Historian Keeps Long-Abandoned Hope Alive

"There's a great documentary on the NASL whose name escapes me and I'm too lazy to check Netflix...but that should be a sufficient look at the league for anyone"

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Yes We Did

"@Stoned Lightning: I think part of the deal between Richard J Daley and John F Kennedy that got him elected was that JFK had to become a Sox fan."

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on Arkansas Radio Host Just Thankful Gregg Doyle Didn't Bite Off Any Extremities

"just think if mustain had accepted his scholarship to Notre Dame...instead of not playing for a perennial powerhouse in USC he could be not playing for a slightly above average independent"

Jon_Benet_Rams commented on New Guitar Hero Ad Gives You A Whole New Reason To Hate Tom Cruise

"I'm just f%cking speechless right now"