IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Wherein We Probe the Phelps Phenomenon on DUAN

"@MrRedDevil: He accidentally brutally stabbed himself in the stomach while shaving."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Obama Knows How To Keep His Chicago Press Corp Happy

"I was panhandled today for change I can believe in."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on College Football Roundup: At Least You Don't Live In Michigan Edition

"I live in Washington. Besides the Huskies and Cougars, the Mariners and Seahawks can't even lose enough to get the number one pick in the draft and we used to have an NBA team, though I can't remember its name. Michigan doesn't even know what pain is."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on SHOTY First Round: Isiah Thomas Vs. Nightmare Ant

"Nightmare ant, if only so as to avoid any completely inaccurate reflection on young Isaiah Thomas of UW, whose parents actually knew how to spell the prophet's name."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Rob Iracane Abdicates the Throne

"Now all the criminals in their coats and their tiesAre free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Florida State Player To Be A Rhodes Scholar

"Definitely a Man Bites Dog story; all the Seminoles I heard interviewed said they understood it was right to put his education ahead of a single football game."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Some Day, Somebody's Gonna Make You Wanna Turn Around And Say Goodbye

"Thank God you didn't have to change the motto from "Without fear, access or favor" to "As Seen on ESPN SportsCenter.""

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Mississippi High School Football Game Goes All The Way To State Supreme Court

"@Sandburgh: Neither do the 2005 Pittsburgh Steelers [Fun fact: Super Bowl XL was played in the hometown of one of the Steelers, though I can't remember which one]"

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Mississippi High School Football Game Goes All The Way To State Supreme Court

"I think this clearly should be decided by an impartial committee of Ted Stevens, Al Franken and Al Gore."

IchiroSuzukiSamurai commented on Buffalo Sportswriter Dies After Press Box Fall

"Two nice tributes to him, including one that was published when he was still alive (which is the best kind, really): [laxmagazine.cstv.com] [laxmagazine.cstv.com]"