I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Chad Johnson contemplates

"I'd say something clever but it takes all the thought power I can muster to push the "gay bear" dating add from the linked sight out of my mind."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on LeBron Would Head To Europe for $50 Million a Year

"Were missing the big picture here."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Honus Wagner Baseball Card Auctioned for $1.62 million

"1994 Upper Deck, great looking cards with Jordan's rookie baseball card to boot."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Honus Wagner Baseball Card Auctioned for $1.62 million

"@Dave J.: Would Brien Taylor be the biggest bust of the baseball card resurgence era?"

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Brett Favre Reinstated, Says Brett Favre

"@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: Yeah, John Holmes would be impressed by the hard-on The World Wide Leader in Brett Favre Speculation has right now."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Morning Blogdome: Don't Watch Me, Watch the Game

"So Erin goes topless, all games are projected onto the middle of her chest and then televised, interviews take place somewhere around her right nipple."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on MLB Closer: Brewers Win, Fat People Hug it Out

"@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: His arm could fall off get sewn back on teddy bear style and someone would still sign him next year."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on LeBron Better Learn Himself Some Greek, Just in Case

"@Signal to Noise: I don't know what kind of math you're using but the 700+ million people in the "smaller european populace" outnumber the 300 million+ people here. @muggsybogues: If that something telling you Bron wouldn't even understand how nice Greece is happens to your brain you might want to get that thing checked."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick

"@SideAngleSide: ..or "Robert De Niro in The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle" or.."

I Am Kyle's Raging Panic Attack commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick

"I'M BRETT FAVRE DAMMIT! /Gumbi fondly remembers his heyday."