Gourmet Spud commented on Drew Rosenhaus Is A Master At The Art of Circumlocution

"♪ Are you ready for some sleazebaaaallllllllll!"

Gourmet Spud commented on Good Night, Sweet Comet Boy

"And when no hope was left in sightOn that lonely Friday nightYou rocked that cam like fanboys seldom do But I could have told you, Comet BoyThis league was never meant for oneAs beautifulAs you"

Gourmet Spud commented on Good Night, Sweet Comet Boy

"Everytime I come across that video, I have to watch it, just to make sure it's still as funny as the first time I saw it."

Gourmet Spud commented on Morning Blogdome: Ted Rogers Logs Off Forever

"@twoeightnine: You stole that from the Toronto Sun headline!"

Gourmet Spud commented on Illegal Contact, Packers, 15 Yards And Automatic Loss Of Beer

"He's the Misty May of Green Bay."

Gourmet Spud commented on No, This Is How You Wrap Your Hand Around Erin Andrews' Waist

"@J-No: It's especially vulgar when it knocks the limitless joy that is Baby Mangino off the top of the page."

Gourmet Spud commented on No, This Is How You Wrap Your Hand Around Erin Andrews' Waist

"I put my hand around her hip/But I won't remove my dip..."

Gourmet Spud commented on It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity

"@Doyle McPoyle: Next you'll be telling me my necrophelia was a "choice"."

Gourmet Spud commented on It'll Only Seem Like An Eternity

"I hope the Red Sox one is "eternal flame retardant"."

Gourmet Spud commented on Stephon Marbury, unleashed:

"He added: "And Zach Randolph ate all the damned canned peaches.""