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The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Nudie Magazine Seeks Student Sportswriter For Good Time, Possible Relationship
"@Doyle McPoyle: Don't forget the AIDS."
http://deadspin.com/5098541/#c9111743 10:57 AM on Nov 25
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Let Taxidermy Bring Out The Wildcat In You
"I actually have something like this on order with another taxidermy place."
http://deadspin.com/5084274/#c8877022 2:07 PM on Nov 12
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on ESPN About Simmons: Nothing to See Here, Please Disperse
"That is so ####."
http://deadspin.com/5075226/#c8697463 3:42 PM on Nov 3
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Ethical Quandaries: What Should I Do With These Two Stubs That Could Pay This Month's Rent?
"You donate $1400 towards Shawn Bowen, a 5-year-old who's undergoing chemo for leukemia. [shawnbowen.net] Or you donate to another family's sick child."
http://deadspin.com/5070518/#c8609890 2:25 PM on Oct 29
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on The Phillies Put One In the Win Column Already
"So, evidently the ESPN tuesday night football producers have been listening to Bill Simmons."
http://deadspin.com/5066830/#c8464790 9:46 PM on Oct 21
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Um, What The Hell, Patriots Fans?
"When thou wintry wind start blowing and the snow is starting in to fall..."
http://deadspin.com/5066320/#c8446259 8:23 AM on Oct 21
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Overexcited Phils Fan Creates Grammatically Challenged Rally Cry
"@Gourmet Spud: Rocapella is waiting for you in the World Series: "
http://deadspin.com/5064575/#c8372509 1:55 PM on Oct 16
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Overexcited Phils Fan Creates Grammatically Challenged Rally Cry
"@The Fake Gimel Martinez: This isn't as terrible... Ooh, ain't I bad!"
http://deadspin.com/5064575/#c8370872 1:00 PM on Oct 16
The Fake Gimel Martinez commented on Overexcited Phils Fan Creates Grammatically Challenged Rally Cry
"This isn't the rallying cry for the 1995 Kentucky High School Basketball champions: "Oooh, ain't we bad!""
http://deadspin.com/5064575/#c8370855 1:00 PM on Oct 16

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josereyes.theroof wishes to... on May 6, 2008

Your avatar reminds me of a slightly more sporting Herbert Kornfeld, & one does not fuck with the H-Dog (even in death). Thus, I followed you.

/pours out a forty of printer toner

Crookednose on Feb 17, 2008

I gotta tell ya, that was one of the most enjoyable games I've ever seen. Vandy's woefully inconsistent though. I wouldn't be surprised if they got an 8 or 9 seed and got bounced in the first round of the tourney.

Crookednose on Jan 30, 2008

Dude, I think Vandy's fucking some uncles too. Losing by 20 to FLA? Somehow they're still ranked. Good luck getting Billy fired?

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