Fire Scott Armstrong commented on Jeff Kent: A Good Jerk Is Hard To Find

"Enjoy the game more!"

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on Queen Quedith Earth Harrison Is Beijing Bound

"@Dan Daoust: Arsenio should never have let Farrakhan on his show."

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on The Beer At Gay Bars Must Be Especially Good

"@UpstateUnderdog: Electric Six put it best: "I've got something to put in you, At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Wow!""

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on Looking for Why Gators Are Dominant? It Starts In Erin Andrews' Bed

"@Evgeni Merkin: I was told there would be cake."

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on Ken Griffey, Jr. Tosses Throat Slash To Jeff Brantley

"If only Marge were here to calm everyone down. @Dany Heatley Speedwagon: +1 @What Would Kornheiser Do?"

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on So Could We Have A Little Less Whining About The Officiating Tonight?

"@The Sports Hernia: What Game 3 needs is some Jim Tunney sideburns."

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on Night Game Live Blog

"My Marquette friend in Vegas forgot to get his bet in on time, so (1) his team lost and (2) he can't take the cash for Stanford failing to cover."

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on The Brackets, They Be Out

"@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Did you get the DCKYV pizza, with tropical fruit flavors and a free Tampa Bay Rays cap?"

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on The Brackets, They Be Out

"@Clare: I usually do this, except there's a LOT MORE drunk-dialing and playing 2 Live Crew involved."

Fire Scott Armstrong commented on The Brackets Have Been Out For Only 15 Hours, And Everyone's Already An Expert

"@Afino: My lock of the week: the broads at the back of the photo."