Beer-Fart commented on NBA Superstars Are 1) Annoyed With Former Superstars, 2) Trapped in Elevators and 3) Very Good at Basketball

"Barkley is right and LeBron does indeed need to shut his pie hole. Barkley, however, is free to open his pie hole and stuff it with pies."

Beer-Fart commented on Plaxico Burress Accidentally Shoots Self in Leg

"Plaxico Burress just got JACKED UP!"

Beer-Fart commented on E-mail question: Hey, man.

"I would buy Cindy Brunson's date-worn clothes."

Beer-Fart commented on Miserable Stephon Marbury Gives Thanks to Knicks by Ripping D'Antoni's Dog-Walking Skills

"(Marbury to his dog): "You gonna get in the truck?""

Beer-Fart commented on SHOTY First Round: Isiah Thomas Vs. Nightmare Ant

"Nightmare Ant never kissed Magic Johnson, therefore I vote for the suicidal father of Isaiah Thomas' daughter."

Beer-Fart commented on To Watch Tonight

"Do I go for the "Jack Garvin: male prostitute" joke or the "Bass-O-Matic" joke?"

Beer-Fart commented on Ozzie Guillen will not miss

"Was Swisher a bad influence in the clubhouse late in the year?"

Beer-Fart commented on Breaking News: The Oklahoma

"@Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: +1"

Beer-Fart commented on Joe Paterno Isn't Going Anywhere, According To Joe Paterno

"They don't let Joe read newspapers because they angry up his blood."

Beer-Fart commented on Jets QB Not Named Favre Suspended For Violating Drug Policy

"@Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: Passes the syringe to the man...and boom goes the steroid"