War Penguin commented on Two Cheers, One Boo for the Elderly

"@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I'd like to know what kind of assholes pay over $100 a pop to go to a playoff hockey game and spend 5 minutes talking about this one time when they were drinking so much beer on St."

War Penguin commented on Female Cyclist Convicted In BALCO Case For Perjury, Growing Her Own Prostate

"It doesn't help that initially I read that as "Tommy Thomas.""

War Penguin commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"I'm sure the Pittsburgh Pirates will be fine."

War Penguin commented on Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already

"@Slothrop: He's shelling out to create a center named after him at CMU ..."

War Penguin commented on Matt Leinart Should Just Grow Up Already

"@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I wish that way back when my guidance counselor had given me that advice, instead of trying to steer me towards some place more prestigious so that it would make the school look better if I went there."

War Penguin commented on The Tao Of Fred Ex

"@Carlton_Whitfield: @WoodBatsSteelBalls: I think he is."

War Penguin commented on She Has Yadier's Ass and Bengie's Hips

"@Le Kangourou de Kataroo is a sparkling and gorgeous size 00...: Are you challenging the subtle undercurrent of misogyny we've come to accept and love ..."

War Penguin commented on People Who Aren't Allowed To Touch Stanley This Year

"@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: We have always been at war with Eurasia."

War Penguin commented on People Who Aren't Allowed To Touch Stanley This Year

"Someone needs to put a hamburger head on that robot."

War Penguin commented on David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS

"Man, what did we do to deserve that photo? This is like the anti-NHL Closer."